Thursday, October 21, 2004

Hey All of You Entitled, Arrogant, Humorless, Profane Jerks and the Players That You Root For: Can You Say the Biggest Choke Of All Time?

I gladly eat my words from last month.

Did you see how funny Pedro looked dancing in the champagne shower?
Did you see that punkass bitch Rodriguez glaring at the Red Sox as his season crumbled in front of his eyes?
Did you see Billy Crystal looking stunned and old as hell?

Oh, what a glorious night.

I almost felt bad for the sunken eyed Brian Cashman as the game ended.
Who will take the fall?

6 comments:

ivanomartin said...

Billy Crystal is old as hell.

Did Cashman steal that sweater from Bill Cosby?

Boy, what I would give to be able to listen to the 'FAN tonight!!

Anonymous said...

My grilfriend saw Cashman lurking in the shadows and demanded to know why Vladimir Putin was at Yankee Stadium

Anonymous said...

jeremy says:
the highlight of the night just may have been pedro dancing in a champagne shower. absolutely amazing.
was it my imagination, or did they show stephen king in the audience at one point? i think i was hallucinating.

mas said...

King was there - and at all the games in Boston too

youthlarge said...

pedro dancing in the champagne shower was a priceless image. you know who else was at the game - mayor bloomberg, only i didn't recognize him and said to dan, "who's that guy? he looks famous?"

weasel said...

Ol' Stephen King used the proceeds from "The Dead Zone" to buy a radio station up here so that he could listen to Joe Castiglione and the Sox on his own stick- he called it "WZON", what a rib tickler. He also owns a rock station that is awful. I saw somewhere in this circle of bloggyness comments on New England's obsession with classic rock; I'm not sure if King feeds it or on it but his station sure loves Skynrd, ACDC, and the Leppard.