Hip Hop Dog

The optional topic for last week's writing assignment (stolen from "The BFG") was "I have a pet bee who makes rock and roll music when it flies." One student decided to write about his pet dog who can make hip hop music when it barks.

Up yours, Roald Dahl, this kid outdid your dead white ass!

"I have a pet dog that makes hip hop music while it barks! When I walk it it barks too. It is so cool! I wonder if it dreams hip hop music. That would be cool too. Mabye it goes while it sleeps hip hop hippadihophop. Then I won't be able to sleep. But I would dance to the music! And I wouldn't sleep. Then I would pass out at 3:15. That wouldn't be cool. He does things that are weird while i'm away. For instance, He does break danceing, downlading music and stands on two legs. I never see it happen but I have a video camera and cam him. I have a tape and put it into the video camra. I wish I had a dog like that. That would be super cool."


Bark, dog, bark and show your owner what you can do!