The Department of Asian Rappers, Minor Leaguers, and Evil Men

In the Department of " Move Over Flood, Here Comes Hong"
Sujan hits the big time.
Lil' Kim: Asian or Not Asian?

In the Department of "Jamie's Finest Hour"
Zapped!

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Throw a rock, hit a ball.

In the Department of "It Is True Because I Say It is True, Damnit"

Hooray, we win! "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."