Yesterday, I went to get a haircut at the local barbershop. Upon entry, one of the barbers (not a young man himself, nor was he my barber) took a look at my hair and exclaimed, "Whoa I thought you had soap in your hair." He was mighty pleased with his joke and went on to repeat it two or three times by changing a word or two just to make it a different joke each time!
At first I wasn't sure what he meant and then I realized that he was referring to my gray hair. What? Does he make comments like this to all customers with gray hair? Did my hair look unusually wet? Granted, my hair was a little puffy yesterday after I took my hat off and my hair is getting increasingly gray (especially on the sides) but what gives?
But then I sat in the barber's chair, took a look in the mirror, and realized, (holy shit!) did I have shampoo in my hair?
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