So ... if you happen to be the person who purchased this ... um ... wastebasket and soap dispenser set made out of clear plastic with ... um ... blue liquid at the bottom ... and ... um ... some sort of aquatic life floating at the bottom ... thank you!
Youthlarge and I are sorry that we did not send you a thank you note but we do not know who gave us this wacky gift item. My mom asked all of her friends and no one took credit for it. We're pretty sure that none of the Koreans gave it to us since they seem to favor wads of cash as gifts rather than wild and crazy trash cans.
So ... this leaves our friends. If you happened to purchase this unique trash dispenser, please let us know. We owe you a thank you note.
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"I'm Spartacus!"
in his crazy bowlesian way, he just said that he did not buy us this gift. someone is still out there that needs to claim credit!
Maybe it was Julie Anderson. Years ago, Ed surprised her with the soap dispenser and it blew her fucking mind. She was ecstatic. It was as if this was the missing puzzle piece she had been looking for all her life to make things complete and now that she had it, she could die a happy woman. I'm sure she just wanted to pass that joy and fulfillment on to you.
Rather disputable.
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