What is more pathetic?
1. A. I know who Dale Sveum is.
B. I know how many homeruns he hit in 1987.
2. A. I've had a laminated seating chart of Shea Stadium in my wallet since 1998.
B. I don't need it anymore because I have it memorized.
3. A. I've complained the past two years to my director at school that the parent potluck dinner that I have to go to has been held during key playoff games (Game 6 of the ALCS and Game 7 of the NLCS in 2003 and Game 7 of the ALCS in 2004).
B. I requested this week to have the third grade parent dinner held on Monday, October 24 next year.
C. I know that barring a rainout that that date will be free of baseball thus clear for me to go out.
D. That my director is going to accomodate me and schedule the dinner on that date.
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