The New Graduate

Newark, DE - Home of bedsheet messages that all involve boasting about being drunk. Class of '05! Woo! Woo! Woo!


Get used to it young grad, the real world is tough.


I love graduations, they are always so much fun.




Ten years out of college but still looking for advice.

After the big festivities of Snodgrass speaking, other professors making bad jokes, getting rained on, and all around poor planning of a graduation (bad sound, not nearly enough seats, and scheduling another ceremony immediately afterwards thus making it next to impossible for the people leaving to get past the hundreds gathered in the lobby trying to get in) we headed to a joint named Anthony's.

Stone Groove asks Youthlarge if he can listen to his favorite Phantom Planet song on her iPod.


But he's never used earbuds before and is confused.


Upon reading the iPod's face that reads Phantom Planet, "California," The Guest, he wonders how the iPod knows that he is a guest user. Youthlarge has to explain that The Guest is the name of the album and not an indication that he is a guest user.


California! Here we come!