Monday, October 03, 2005

Postseason Baseball Haikus

New York Yankees
Aaron Fucking Small?
Great hitting and Rivera
Make them tough to beat

Boston Red Sox
Big Papi, Manny
Are a formidable pair
Bullpen might doom them

Chicago White Sox
Hope Ozzie had fun
Because this team will not win
Will lose in first round

Anaheim Angels
Vlad is a beast
Their bullpen is amazing
Another trophy?

Atlanta Braves
Smoltz is too tired
Twenty thousand empty seats
What pathetic fans

St. Louis Cardinals
I hate Larussa
Their pitching is so finished
Peaked in August

Houston Astros
Never made Series
Pettitte, Clemens, Oswalt, Lidge
Might just change that fact

San Diego Padres
I love underdogs
So I think this team might shock
Who am I kidding?

American League:
Chicago vs. Boston
Red Sox in 4

New York vs. Anaheim
Angels in 5

Boston vs. Anaheim
Red Sox in 6

National League:
Houston vs. Atlanta
Houston in 4

San Diego vs. St. Louis
St. Louis in 5

Houston vs. St. Louis
Houston in 7

World Series:
Boston vs. Houston
Boston in 7

6 comments:

Stone Groove said...

What happen to the dream of a Nats- O's World Series?

weasel said...

Admit it- you are just dying to see the Rocket pitch and lose against the Sox in a World Series game, hence your prediction.

What are we going to do about the White Sox white-hot pitching? I'm a little nervous, I must admit.

Listmaker said...

anyone could have beaten the indians this weekend. they were tight tight tight.

and, um, cardinals in 3.

youthlarge said...

houston at the end?
well maybe hell will freeze and
the 'stros pull it off

Listmaker said...

um, chisox in 3.

Listmaker said...

um, yankees in 3.