Today, Third Grade Heartthrob received a secret admirer note in his locker. He was upset by it because he was convinced that the culprit was a girl that he does not fancy.
It didn't take long before the guilty party and her accomplice were ratted out by others. This is a saga that cuts deep and has roots in all three classes. A far reaching plot with global consequences.
It turns out that Flower Girl in Mondale's class claims coercion by Former Kindergarten Klepto (Sue's class) in being forced to write the letter. The experts were called in and it does indeed turn out that both the handwriting and the spelling are both too damn good for Former Kindergarten Klepto.
I'm not exactly sure how but Mondale did some more snooping around and by the end of the day had unearthed this new incriminating evidence. The back of the letter was signed by Former Kindergarten Klepto.
Tomorrow the teachers go in and demand some answers.
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