You look like a bum.
You look like a big bear.
He grew his beard to keep him warm.
He grew his beard because he didn't have anything else to do over vacation.
Shave!
You look like Santa Claus.
Hey, Mr. Goatee!
You look like a caveman.
I'm going to call you Mr. Facial Hair from now on.
A former student, Mr. Dancepants, is apparently giving his mom daily updates about the growth - "It is looking darker today Mom!"
One teacher mentioned that I looked like I slept under a bridge last night.
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You look like you sleep under a bridge most nights.
i make him sleep under a bridge when he doesn't do the dishes.
Do you go under your bridge when you don't want to feel like you did that day? Do Flea and Anthony Keidis join you?
When I had my beard, my nephew was obsessed with getting me to shave it and saying things like, "I still like you, but I liked you better without the beard."
Yours is looking good. You should keep it, if only to spite the children.
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