I've been going to the same barber for a few years now. They are old school Brooklyn. They give you alcohol if you want it. They play the best music. They go to Doo Wop shows and talk about them- well, at least once.
They also love to give Mondale a nice little head massage to top off his haircut. I know many people that go to the same barbershop. As far as I know, only Mondale is lucky enough to get the head massage.
That is, until two days ago! That's right, after my haircut and beard trim, Vito gave me a very short but oh so satisfying headrub. I was so happy to have one less thing for Mondale to lord over me. I excitedly told him about it yesterday. I asked him how long his headrubs usually last. He said about one minute. "One minute?" I asked. Pressed, he guessed maybe it was thirty seconds. But he wasn't sure. He did say that the first massage was less than ten seconds. So my eight-second venture might just be a start!
4 days ago