Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Important Philosophical Question

Is it okay to tell the nurse who just took your blood that you do not want a Band-Aid because it hurts like a motherfucker when you end up ripping if off your hairy arm?

2 comments:

weasel said...

No, never use that excuse. Next you'll be shrieking "OOOH! A Mouse! A Mouse!" and jumping on chairs at the sight of rodents. The official reason has to be "No, no band aid- I'm an 'air healer'".

Debbie said...

air healer!:)
Or your allergic to bandaid adhesive

or you can use the line from Predator "I aint got time to bleed"