1. Don't blog about Indiana and say bad things about it. If you do, you will end up at South Bend in the middle of the night not able to book a room because the trimester has ended and all the kids are getting picked up by Mommy and Daddy. Not only that but you will have to drive way past South Bend to find a room. In fact, you will have to literally cross into Michigan (albeit by a few feet) to get a damn room even though all of the other hotels at the rest stop are all in Indiana.
2. Don't try to take a nap at the Cultural Center in Chicago. Security guards will tell sleeping Stone Grooves to wake up.
3. Stone Groove is easily the person most afraid of getting caught in the rain that I've ever known.
4. The Country Inn in Macedonia, Ohio does not have ESPN 2. No matter how much one pouts, this fact does not change. But the Applebee's in the town does. And if you ask nicely, they will put it on for you. But sometimes, it might be better to not always get what you want because of this sort of thing.
Tomorrow - Stone Groove and Turtle Power head back to Maryland after dropping me off in Pittsburgh where I will get a chance to hang out with Jack and Kara in their last two Pittsburgh days before moving to NC.
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I am taking notes. I shall be vacationing in the midwest this year. Frau Random Doubt has promised to take me to the Gerald Ford museum in Grand Rapids. Last year she took me to Harry Truman's Key West White House, this year it's Gerry Ford's turn. I cannot wait.
Sounds like a decent trip, despite the Indiana karma. Oh, and it was so nice to see Pedro back again last night; I even felt bad about the score. I did, honest.
it's all about the brats. i'm going to pretend last night's game never happened.
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