From now on, I will never greet someone by their first name. Just a "Hello" or a "How are you?" Or perhaps both.
I can not remember anyone's name. Ever. It is bad. So by my logic, if I never greet anyone by their name, then I'll never be seen as the kind of guy that doesn't remember names. So the next time I run into you, whether I know your name or not, I will not put your name into my greeting.
Not that anyone would have ever noticed this new strategy except for me. But, I'm just simply stating this for the record.
Phillies 9 Mets 4
2 weeks ago