That was the question that Bumblebee Girl posed to me yesterday at recess. I asked her to answer it for me.
She and one of her partners in grooming advice came up with some very interesting reasons for why I decided to get married to SHR.
Because you loved her.
She has good taste in men's clothes so I didn't have to shop anymore.
She was the first woman I met.
She is prettier than me.
She likes the Mets too.
Because I could afford a ring.
She is richer than me.
It gave me a good reason to eat Korean food.
She had an iPod.
She doesn't mind living with me.
She doesn't mind gray hair.
She doesn't mind high socks.
She knew that one day Bumblebee Girl would be in my class.
4 days ago