Last week, I bought new shoes.
A kid not in my class, Sister of One of My All Time Favorites, came up to me at recess and told me that she kind of liked my shoes. She said, "Bumblebee shoes are in. But then again, glow in the dark N's are definitely not. You kind of ruined the shoe."
Earlier in the day, Girl Who Loves Sparkly Clothes but Hates Hillary Clinton and Bumblebee Girl decided lunch time was a good time to give my hair a makeover. We were watching a movie at lunch when Bumblebee Girl came over and started messing up my hair to make it look more stylish. She didn't ask me if she could do this but I let her because I knew it would lead somewhere funny.
Girl Who Loves Sparkly Clothes but Hates Hillary Clinton: Don't do that to Mr. Listmaker! Old people don't put their hair like that.
Bumblebee Girl: Messy hair like this is in!
Girl Who Loves Sparkly Clothes but Hates Hillary Clinton: But not for old people. Old people with gray hair do NOT have haircuts like that!
Bumblebee Girl: But he'll look younger if he does this.
Turns out she was right! This is what I looked like afterwards. That's me on the far left.
By the way, Girl Who Loves Sparkly Clothes but Hates Hillary Clinton has recently transferred her John Travolta obsession into a Dean Martin obsession.
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