Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Hey Pallie!

Last week, Girl Who Loves Sparkly Clothes but Hates Hillary Clinton made an announcement.

Dean Martin was no longer number one on her list of top 5 favorite singers. Frank Sinatra was the new number one (after my recommendation to listen to some Sinatra) and Dean had slid to number two.

I asked her who had fallen out of her original top five now that Sinatra was number one. Was it Eric Clapton, Paul Simon, John Travolta, or Hannah Montana? She said that it was either Simon or Stockard Channing. Stockard Channing?

I told her that Channing wasn't even on her original list. She responded, "Channing was on my secret list. My Pee Wee list." From what I can tell, her Pee Wee list is sort of like a minor league squad - just waiting for their chance for the big time.

But Stockard Channing? Clearly this list is Grease heavy so where is the love for Olivia-Newton John?

She added, "My dad told me that I would like someone but now I can't remember who. I think his name is Bing or Bang or something like that."

Dino responds to being dropped in the rankings.
This is now the fifth time that Dean Martin has been mentioned in recent blog posts. In case you missed these brilliant comments in the original posts, it seems that I've gotten some attention from the all coveted Dean Martin readership.

The first post brought this response from Dino Martin Peters:

hey pallie listmaker, gotta say that girl who loves sparkly clothes has such good taste...and nice to see more and more of today's youth fallin' in love with our Dino. Never was, never will be anyone as cool as the King of Cool....oh, to return to the days when Dinowalked the earth...

Followed mere moments later by Dino's pallie Rogue Spy '07:

Great to see another Dean Martin fan. He's a great all around entertainer. He wasn't dubbed the King of Cool for nothing. My sister is 22. She's fallen hard for Dean Martin herself over the last year or so. The man's the best.

After the second post, Dino Martin Peters wrote in:

hey pallie, please relate to sparkly clothes girl that I think she has the best taste in makin' our Dino here numero uno fav...no one croons a tune like our King of Cool...and no one like our great man to inspire the best in everyone and everythin'...

Followed again mere minutes later by Rogue Spy 07:

Great to see Dean Martin on top. What a great all around entertainer, whether it was in music, movies, or television. What a cool, smooth, and effortless way Dino did everything. There's nothing like Dino music for Valentine's. His Italian Love Songs CD is in my player now.

The third post brought this from Dino Martin Peters:

"I like you because you’re really funny because when you asked Girl Who Likes Sparkly Clothes but Hates Hillary Clinton if she would kill someone to see Dean Martin, and she said yes. I thought that was funny."

Hey pallie, I loves how Sparkly Clothes girl loves our Dino...and the lengths she would go to be with our great man. That's true Dinopalliedom!

But nothing from Rogue Spy 07.

This amazing poem --
A true account of me being me
Sorry I couldn’t be me yesterday, but . . . . . . . . . .
I wished on a shooting star that I would be Dean Martin
And before I knew it, I was Dean Martin (before he died of course)!
After a few hours it became torture.
It was like detention with cameras!
The press was so annoying.
At least I didn’t have to go to school.


Which was posted the other day brought nary a response from the Dino lovers. What's up with that pallies? Have you gotten complacent? What are your thoughts now that Dino has slipped in the rankings?

5 comments:

Gamera said...

Sinatra is number 2 on my list of most overrrated musicians of all time, paling only in comparison to U2 who will forever hold the top spot. Also, I have a secret crush on Stockard Channing. I love the mean girls.

Listmaker said...

i nominate patti smith for that category.

dino martin peters said...

hey pallie, so sorry dude...somehow I missed the Dinopoem....as to sparkly girl's move from Dino to the frankie...not to worry, she will come to her Dinosenses soon...no one was, ever will be as cool as the King of Cool...and yeah man, thanks for sharin' on my Dinopatter...

dino martin peters said...

btw pallie, loves that Dinopix you posted and the poem is Dinoriffic...

Rogue Spy 007 said...

Hey pallies. I'm sorry I haven't been around. I didn't know it had been noticed. Sorry to see that Dino has dropped in the rankings. Dean Martin always deserves to be #1. While I do like Sinatra, I much prefer Dino over Frankie. Dino oozed more cool than Frankie or any of his other pallies. I am a big fan of Sam the Man though. Great poem by the way. I wouldn't mind being Dean Martin myself. Women wanted to be with him and men wanted to be him. Why not? He's the coolest cat of all time.