From the time the Russian barber at the 86th St. subway Barber Shop trimmed my ears with hair clippers without me asking back in 1997, I've worried about the problem getting worse.
That time has arrived.
What was once just a light fuzz has now turned into real hair growing on my fucking ears!! I've tried using my electric razor (and I'm to the point of doing it a few times a week) but it doesn't work that well and it leaves my ears (the helix on each ear to be precise) feeling annoyingly stubbly.Recently, I've even noticed a hair or two growing inside the upper part of my inner ear - the antihelical fold. Luckily (at least not yet) I don't have any hair growing out of my external auditory canal that so many old men sport.
What should I do? What grooming device should I buy? I hate this shit.It was bad enough having the facial hair of a werewolf (if left unchecked) but this shit has got to end.
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I've had the random hair on the external auditory canal appear once or twice during the past 6 months. I'm now growing sideburns in the hope it will all blend together.
i've been tempted many times to order this for you.
http://www.microtouchmagic.com/?cid=197511
p.s. - there's auto audio at start, so turn your speakers down.
As one hairy man to another, I suggest, "embrace the hair!"
Okay, not really. But jesus, we're fighting an uphill battle here. At some point, we just have to accept it, and move on, no?
My only suggestion, beyond some sort of waxing scenario, is to grow you rhair head longer and let it all blend as Marc suggests with the sideburns. If you've got a nice bushy 'fro going, it will coever your ears and effectively hide your shame.
Tweezers. Pluck out each hair one at a time.
Do this with a fifth of bourbon to ease things along.
Lol sorry
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