Ugh. What the hell?
From the time the Russian barber at the 86th St. subway Barber Shop trimmed my ears with hair clippers without me asking back in 1997, I've worried about the problem getting worse.
That time has arrived.
What was once just a light fuzz has now turned into real hair growing on my fucking ears!! I've tried using my electric razor (and I'm to the point of doing it a few times a week) but it doesn't work that well and it leaves my ears (the helix on each ear to be precise) feeling annoyingly stubbly.
Recently, I've even noticed a hair or two growing inside the upper part of my inner ear - the antihelical fold. Luckily (at least not yet) I don't have any hair growing out of my external auditory canal that so many old men sport.
What should I do? What grooming device should I buy? I hate this shit.
It was bad enough having the facial hair of a werewolf (if left unchecked) but this shit has got to end.
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