Senator Government '08

9:03 I'm sorry that this is the last debate because I like that McCain begins every debate wishing a famous person in the hospital well wishes.

9:04 Did McCain just use the word angry 4 times in 20 seconds? I believe that he did.

9:08 Wow! Has anyone else discovered the new 3D function on Gameday on mlb.com. 1-0 Phillies. Did someone just mention Joe the Plumber? Is he a cousin of Joe Six Pack?

9:11 Joe the Plumber, Joe the Plumber. Spread the wealth around! Spread the wealth around! Joe the Plumber! Spread the wealth around! Don't raise taxes! Blah blah blah.

9:15 I keep waiting for Bob Schieffer to yell out "Terrorist!" at Obama. That would be awesome.

9:16 3-0 Phillies

9:17 Hatchet and then a scalpel! I smell catchphrase.

9:20 I wish Nader was there. Or at least Ross Perot.

9:20 McCain "You should have run for president 4 years ago!" Snap!

9:20 McCain knows how to balance the budgets! He will do it. He'll follow them to their cave and drag it out.

9:22 Even Fox News disputes McCain on that $42,000 line! Really? F You flyboy!

9:25 Why does Obama need to stand up to his party? Why is that so important? Is Obama not mavericky enough for McCain?

9:26 McCain, "I only call you a terrorist Negro Arab because you wouldn't have Town Hall meetings with me."

9:26 McCain, "My feelings were hurt by your supporter saying that I dredge up racist thoughts." Too bad Mccain voted against MLK day.

9:28 Obama handled this like the frontrunner that he is. Negative ads! Although I doubt that McCain's ads have been 100% negative like Obama claims.

9:30 McCain just lost all Cowboy fans votes. Isn't he saying that Obama has spent more money on negative ads in the history of political campaigns like saying that Beverly Hills Chihuahua grossed more dollars than a film from the 1920's?

9:33 I wish I could pal around with a terrorist.

9:34 McCain is cracking me up. I want to know what the t-shirt at Obama's rally that hurt Johnny's feelings said.

9:36 I bet that McCain wishes he could talk about the campaign until 10:30. Then no real issues can be discussed. Oh no! Acorn is going to unravel our democracy. Oh no. I'm voting McCain/Palin now! USA! USA! I still would like to pal around with a terrorist though.

9:38 McCain keeps proving Obama's point about Ayers being the centerpiece of McCain's campaign. Did McCain just say that Obama began his political campaign in Bill Ayers' living room? Oh, and he won't raise taxes in this economic climate. Or any climate. Taxes are bad. Trickle down baby, trickle the f down!

9:43 Did McCain just say something about laying pipe. Special needs families? Where's the Palin baby? McCain could really use him as a prop right now. McCain's smile after mentioning how tough that Todd Palin is was super gay.

9:45 Loved the Obama point about funding special needs requires funding.

9:46 Greg Maddux's pitches seem faster on MLB.com then they do in real life.

9:47 I think McCain's hand gestures about Canada supposedly telling Obama to f off almost knocked off his bracelet.

9:49 We can't drill our way out of the problem, Obama? But I want to drill, baby, drill.

9:51 Oh no! Obama just brought up the South Korea car import/export question. Did he just lose SHR's vote?

9:52 McCain, "I love your eloquence Mr. Obama. Oh wait, no I don't. You suck. Let's drill! Oh yeah, and another thing, you've never been south of the border! I'm the man because I travel." Don't talk to the leader of Venezuela but buy their oil all day long.

9:53 Since when does simply visiting someplace make you an expert on that country?

9:56 Has anyone ever asked what preconditions McCain would ask for to meet with foreign leaders?

9:57 4-0 Phillies

9:58 Can't we just vote tomorrow?

9:59 Is Joe the Plumber simply a code name for Joe Lieberman?

10:00 McCain, "We're going to be communists if Obama gets his health insurance way. I want to give you $5,000! I'm the best! F commies!"

10:01 5-0 Phillies

10:03 Obama is schooling McCain on the health insurance argument. Schooling him. I'm assuming McCain is going to bring up taxes.

10:03 Joe the Plumber is rich?

10:04 McCain: Americans can go where they want for healthcare - all over America. Across state lines, even? I still don't understand that doozy from the last debate.

10:06 I wish Schieffer would ask McCain if he can name another court case other than Roe v. Wade. Do you think he could do it?

10:07 Did McCain just say that Congress was about to blow up a couple of years ago? Did Bill Ayers have something to do with that? Don't vote for a pal of terrorists.

10:10 Obama is getting stronger. His response to the Roe v. Wade question was very good.

10:12 Obama kills infants? Shit. I hate him.

10:15 McCain: Who cares about the health of the woman? Obama does and that's why he's an asshole! I love how derisive he was in making that comment.

10:17 An army of new teachers says Obama. Watch what you say, dude - McCain will send them to Iraq.

10:20 McCain, "Some of the worst school systems spend the most per student." I really find that hard to believe.

10:21 McCain really does look like the Emperor from Return of the Jedi.

10:23 Did Obama just say that children are our future? Well, we better teach them well and watch them lead the way.

10:23 So McCain's policy on education seems to be "Become a senator and then your children will have many choices."

10:25 How is McCain going to spend the money on autism research? He says, "We will" but then mentions that Americans will open up their wallets to do it. Meaning taxes? Not meaning taxes? I thought he was for cutting taxes.

10:27 Manny! Home run. 5-1 Phillies

10:31 2 minutes left! Obama's final remarks. If he doesn't yell out, "Down with Whitey" I think we'll be greeting President Obama on 1/20.