Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Postseason Haikus

New York Yankees
Burnett is a punk
CC a postseason bust
Maybe next year, jerks

Minnesota Twins
Truly astounding
They are so much fun to watch
But they have no chance

Boston Red Sox
Three rings in 6 years?
Might depend on Beckett's health
Damn this team is good

Anaheim Angels
Well rounded offense
But Jered Weaver sucks balls
Could go far but won't

St. Louis Cardinals
Pujols, Holliday,
Carpenter, Wainwright, all great
Franklin will ruin chance

Los Angeles Dodgers
Excellent young stars
Manny not being Manny
Not enough pitching

Colorado Rockies
Inspirational
But Phillies will get revenge
Fun while it lasted

Philadelphia Phillies
I heart Pedro M
Frighteningly good hitters
But Lidge ruins it

AL Predictions:
NY over Minnesota
Boston over Anaheim
Boston over NY

NL Predictions:
Philadelphia over Colorado
St. Louis over LA
St. Louis over Philadelphia

World Series Winner

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Damn this team is good"

zero runs in two games....hows that workin' out? You should have picked the yankees and turned your stink eye curse towards them!

yankee larry

Listmaker said...

yeah, my predictions aren't looking too good.

red sox vs. cardinals world series isn't looking so good.

sabathia is proving me wrong.

a. rodriguez looks to be over his postseason jitters. burnett still sucks though.

and i wasn't expecting weaver to be so damn good. i hate him.